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When my coworker showed me pics of his baby:
When one of my friends gets too drunk:
When a girl asks for my input:
When I ruin a good tweet with a typo:
When I message a girl on Tinder and she doesn't...
When my boss starts talking to me the second I...
When I'm at work
When I get a snapchat:
Before 21 21 After 21
When the cleaning crew at my office comes in...
When someone gets food without me:
With someone new With someone I’ve hooked up with before
When someone peer pressures me:
Trying to hydrate the morning after going out:
When I use emojis:
When someone hides their location on Find My...
When I don't even last one day eating healthy:
New years resolutions
whatshouldbetchescallme: January 1st January 2nd
When people ask how my new year's resolutions are...
When I'm watching a movie & one of the characters...
whatshouldwecallme: If it’s a person: If it’s an animal:
WHEN I WAKE UP ON NEW YEARS DAY
hollywoodassistants: Expectation: Reality:
Most people Me
When my trainer asks what would motivate me to run...
When I see my boss in his workout clothes:
When one of my friends tells me about their plans...
How I feel about girls:
Before we start dating: After we start dating:
Old men in the locker room:
When someone vents to me about their job:
When I see people pulling in to Taco Bell:
But when I do it
When I go Christmas shopping:
When the weekend is over:
When my mom tries to make sure I'm eating healthy:
When I wake up after a night out and have no idea...
How I feel when I visit my brother in college:
When I had to start doing my own laundry in...
When I'm on an e-mail chain that doesn't involve...
howshouldweauditme: on the 3rd reply all I’m like..
When I use Uber instead of a cab:
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When I talk to my ex:
Whenever I went to the library in college:
Riding in the car when my younger brother drives:
How I feel about the weather in the south:
In the summer In the winter
Why I never have any money:
When I debate hitting on a girl:
When something good happens to someone I like:
When it’s someone I don’t like:
When my parents try to be cool:
When I get a blue Dorito with extra seasoning:
When I'm thinking about going on a diet:
When I go to the gym: