May 2013
1 post
New Website
Hey Tumblr - I’ve got a new site going and would love your submissions/input.
shitmyroommatedoes.com
Submit your stories about the things you love or love to hate about your current or former roommate. I know all you passive-aggressive hoes have been looking for a place to vent.
April 2013
3 posts
When my coworker showed me pics of his baby:
When one of my friends gets too drunk:
4 tags
When a girl asks for my input:
February 2013
1 post
4 tags
When I ruin a good tweet with a typo:
January 2013
17 posts
6 tags
When I message a girl on Tinder and she doesn't...
When my boss starts talking to me the second I...
leftphalange:
When I'm at work
whatshouldbetchescallme:
4 tags
When I get a snapchat:
10 tags
Birthdays:
Before 21
21
After 21
4 tags
When the cleaning crew at my office comes in...
6 tags
When someone gets food without me:
14 tags
Flirting:
With someone new
With someone I’ve hooked up with before
8 tags
When someone peer pressures me:
6 tags
Trying to hydrate the morning after going out:
10 tags
When I use emojis:
10 tags
When someone hides their location on Find My...
9 tags
When I don't even last one day eating healthy:
New years resolutions
whatshouldbetchescallme:
January 1st
January 2nd
When people ask how my new year's resolutions are...
whatshouldnyucallme:
When I'm watching a movie & one of the characters...
whatshouldwecallme:
If it’s a person:
If it’s an animal:
WHEN I WAKE UP ON NEW YEARS DAY
hollywoodassistants:
Expectation:
Reality:
December 2012
119 posts
10 tags
Movie night:
Most people
Me
When my trainer asks what would motivate me to run...
whatshoulducallme:
8 tags
When I see my boss in his workout clothes:
6 tags
When one of my friends tells me about their plans...
10 tags
How I feel about girls:
Before we start dating:
After we start dating:
4 tags
Old men in the locker room:
6 tags
When someone vents to me about their job:
13 tags
When I see people pulling in to Taco Bell:
But when I do it
6 tags
When I go Christmas shopping:
10 tags
When the weekend is over:
6 tags
When my mom tries to make sure I'm eating healthy:
8 tags
When I wake up after a night out and have no idea...
9 tags
How I feel when I visit my brother in college:
8 tags
When I had to start doing my own laundry in...
When I'm on an e-mail chain that doesn't involve...
howshouldweauditme:
on the 3rd reply all I’m like..
8 tags
When I use Uber instead of a cab:
Check here to see if your city has Uber!
5 tags
When I talk to my ex:
8 tags
Whenever I went to the library in college:
8 tags
Riding in the car when my younger brother drives:
4 tags
Saturday:
12 tags
How I feel about the weather in the south:
In the summer
In the winter
8 tags
Why I never have any money:
10 tags
When I debate hitting on a girl:
Sober
Drunk
13 tags
When something good happens to someone I like:
When it’s someone I don’t like:
7 tags
When my parents try to be cool:
10 tags
When I get a blue Dorito with extra seasoning:
11 tags
When I'm thinking about going on a diet:
4 tags
When I go to the gym: