May 2013
1 post
New Website
Hey Tumblr - I’ve got a new site going and would love your submissions/input. shitmyroommatedoes.com Submit your stories about the things you love or love to hate about your current or former roommate. I know all you passive-aggressive hoes have been looking for a place to vent.
May 2nd
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April 2013
3 posts
When my coworker showed me pics of his baby:
Apr 10th
1 note
When one of my friends gets too drunk:
Apr 10th
4 tags
When a girl asks for my input:
Apr 10th
9 notes
February 2013
1 post
4 tags
When I ruin a good tweet with a typo:
Feb 11th
15 notes
January 2013
17 posts
6 tags
When I message a girl on Tinder and she doesn't...
Jan 30th
11 notes
When my boss starts talking to me the second I...
leftphalange:
Jan 8th
23 notes
When I'm at work
whatshouldbetchescallme:
Jan 8th
282 notes
4 tags
When I get a snapchat:
Jan 8th
21 notes
10 tags
Birthdays:
Before 21 21 After 21
Jan 4th
66 notes
4 tags
When the cleaning crew at my office comes in...
Jan 3rd
30 notes
6 tags
When someone gets food without me:
Jan 3rd
12 notes
14 tags
Flirting:
With someone new With someone I’ve hooked up with before
Jan 3rd
8 notes
8 tags
When someone peer pressures me:
Jan 3rd
25 notes
6 tags
Trying to hydrate the morning after going out:
Jan 3rd
14 notes
10 tags
When I use emojis:
Jan 3rd
15 notes
10 tags
When someone hides their location on Find My...
Jan 2nd
2 notes
9 tags
When I don't even last one day eating healthy:
Jan 2nd
10 notes
New years resolutions
whatshouldbetchescallme: January 1st January 2nd
Jan 2nd
728 notes
When people ask how my new year's resolutions are...
whatshouldnyucallme:
Jan 2nd
20 notes
When I'm watching a movie & one of the characters...
whatshouldwecallme: If it’s a person: If it’s an animal:
Jan 2nd
3,248 notes
WHEN I WAKE UP ON NEW YEARS DAY
hollywoodassistants: Expectation: Reality:
Jan 1st
62 notes
December 2012
119 posts
10 tags
Movie night:
Most people Me
Dec 28th
174 notes
When my trainer asks what would motivate me to run...
whatshoulducallme:
Dec 28th
34 notes
8 tags
When I see my boss in his workout clothes:
Dec 28th
3 notes
6 tags
When one of my friends tells me about their plans...
Dec 28th
35 notes
10 tags
How I feel about girls:
Before we start dating: After we start dating:
Dec 28th
22 notes
4 tags
Old men in the locker room:
Dec 28th
37 notes
6 tags
When someone vents to me about their job:
Dec 19th
24 notes
13 tags
When I see people pulling in to Taco Bell:
But when I do it
Dec 19th
22 notes
6 tags
When I go Christmas shopping:
Dec 19th
24 notes
10 tags
When the weekend is over:
Dec 19th
17 notes
6 tags
When my mom tries to make sure I'm eating healthy:
Dec 19th
14 notes
8 tags
When I wake up after a night out and have no idea...
Dec 19th
15 notes
9 tags
How I feel when I visit my brother in college:
Dec 19th
5 notes
8 tags
When I had to start doing my own laundry in...
Dec 18th
2 notes
When I'm on an e-mail chain that doesn't involve...
howshouldweauditme: on the 3rd reply all I’m like..
Dec 18th
3 notes
8 tags
When I use Uber instead of a cab:
Check here to see if your city has Uber!
Dec 18th
8 notes
5 tags
When I talk to my ex:
Dec 18th
9 notes
8 tags
Whenever I went to the library in college:
Dec 18th
20 notes
8 tags
Riding in the car when my younger brother drives:
Dec 18th
6 notes
4 tags
Saturday:
Dec 17th
5 notes
12 tags
How I feel about the weather in the south:
In the summer In the winter
Dec 17th
6 notes
8 tags
Why I never have any money:
Dec 17th
78 notes
10 tags
When I debate hitting on a girl:
Sober Drunk
Dec 17th
25 notes
13 tags
When something good happens to someone I like:
When it’s someone I don’t like:
Dec 17th
54 notes
7 tags
When my parents try to be cool:
Dec 17th
35 notes
10 tags
When I get a blue Dorito with extra seasoning:
Dec 17th
14 notes
11 tags
When I'm thinking about going on a diet:
Dec 17th
12 notes
4 tags
When I go to the gym:
Dec 17th
15 notes