EVERY TIME I COME IN THE KITCHEN

When the cleaning crew at my office comes in during business hours:

When someone gets food without me:

Flirting:

With someone new

With someone I’ve hooked up with before

When someone peer pressures me:

Trying to hydrate the morning after going out:

When I use emojis:

When someone hides their location on Find My Friends:

When I don’t even last one day eating healthy:

New years resolutions

whatshouldbetchescallme:

January 1st

January 2nd

When people ask how my new year’s resolutions are going

whatshouldnyucallme: