EVERY TIME I COME IN THE KITCHEN

When I’m watching a movie & one of the characters dies

whatshouldwecallme:

If it’s a person:

If it’s an animal:

WHEN I WAKE UP ON NEW YEARS DAY

hollywoodassistants:

Expectation:

Reality:

Movie night:

Most people

Me

When my trainer asks what would motivate me to run

whatshoulducallme:

When I see my boss in his workout clothes:

When one of my friends tells me about their plans to propose:

How I feel about girls:

Before we start dating:

After we start dating:

Old men in the locker room:

When someone vents to me about their job:

When I see people pulling in to Taco Bell:

But when I do it