EVERY TIME I COME IN THE KITCHEN

Riding in the car when my younger brother drives:

Saturday:

How I feel about the weather in the south:

In the summer

In the winter

Why I never have any money:

When I debate hitting on a girl:

Sober

Drunk

When something good happens to someone I like:

When it’s someone I don’t like:

When my parents try to be cool:

When I get a blue Dorito with extra seasoning:

When I’m thinking about going on a diet:

When I go to the gym: