Embrace the snark™EVERY TIME I COME IN THE KITCHENTumblr (3.0; @everytimeicomeinthekitchen)http://everytimeicomeinthekitchen.tumblr.com/New Website<p>Hey Tumblr - I&#8217;ve got a new site going and would love your submissions/input.</p> <p><a href="http://shitmyroommatedoes.com">shitmyroommatedoes.com</a></p> <p>Submit your stories about the things you love or love to hate about your current or former roommate. I know all you passive-aggressive hoes have been looking for a place to vent.</p>http://everytimeicomeinthekitchen.tumblr.com/post/49458313816http://everytimeicomeinthekitchen.tumblr.com/post/49458313816Thu, 02 May 2013 16:44:36 -0400When my coworker showed me pics of his baby:<p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/f5b5d50f05f34b08387b6e9b928dbf70/tumblr_inline_ml1u0kjaFe1qz4rgp.gif"/></p>http://everytimeicomeinthekitchen.tumblr.com/post/47631410073http://everytimeicomeinthekitchen.tumblr.com/post/47631410073Wed, 10 Apr 2013 13:51:32 -0400When one of my friends gets too drunk:<p><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3a23e25e94553622cbf03169043a3403/tumblr_mgozqqhhWT1r4wvwvo1_500.gif"/></p>http://everytimeicomeinthekitchen.tumblr.com/post/47631329646http://everytimeicomeinthekitchen.tumblr.com/post/47631329646Wed, 10 Apr 2013 13:50:04 -0400When a girl asks for my input:<p><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a099e01c92ad95f2b8dc5ed55de92408/tumblr_mjlz58qVLR1r278ego1_500.gif"/></p>http://everytimeicomeinthekitchen.tumblr.com/post/47630302366http://everytimeicomeinthekitchen.tumblr.com/post/47630302366Wed, 10 Apr 2013 13:31:18 -0400gone with the windgone with the wind gifidgafidgaf gifWhen I ruin a good tweet with a typo:<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/19ea63d6c1cf73ca4545718920d4da16/tumblr_inline_mhw2kfw6141qz4rgp.gif"/></p>http://everytimeicomeinthekitchen.tumblr.com/post/42853705433http://everytimeicomeinthekitchen.tumblr.com/post/42853705433Mon, 11 Feb 2013 13:13:41 -0500angryangry giftwittertwitter gifWhen I message a girl on Tinder and she doesn't respond:<p><img alt="image" src="http://i.imgur.com/4JCINXy.gif"/></p>http://everytimeicomeinthekitchen.tumblr.com/post/41873534908http://everytimeicomeinthekitchen.tumblr.com/post/41873534908Wed, 30 Jan 2013 12:23:00 -0500jim harbaughjim harbaugh gifangryangry gifnflnfl gifWhen my boss starts talking to me the second I walk in the door<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://leftphalange.tumblr.com/post/40011562417/when-my-boss-starts-talking-to-me-the-second-i-walk-in">leftphalange</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" height="391" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxli5iXPjU1r96yazo1_500.gif" width="500"/></p> </blockquote>http://everytimeicomeinthekitchen.tumblr.com/post/40021503673http://everytimeicomeinthekitchen.tumblr.com/post/40021503673Tue, 08 Jan 2013 12:38:41 -0500When I'm at work<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whatshouldbetchescallme.tumblr.com/post/39956500661/when-im-at-work">whatshouldbetchescallme</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/f025dfb3eb8d67e3a33dc5a7b73c440f/tumblr_inline_mg9szlxUzE1ro2d43.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://everytimeicomeinthekitchen.tumblr.com/post/40021161699http://everytimeicomeinthekitchen.tumblr.com/post/40021161699Tue, 08 Jan 2013 12:32:22 -0500When I get a snapchat:<p><img height="278" src="http://media.tumblr.com/96751dd3e12f76ce7227b7d8e9e3810e/tumblr_inline_mg9qwjYv331rc7f72.gif" width="500"/></p>http://everytimeicomeinthekitchen.tumblr.com/post/40021104981http://everytimeicomeinthekitchen.tumblr.com/post/40021104981Tue, 08 Jan 2013 12:31:19 -0500finding nemofinding nemo gifexcitedexcited gifBirthdays:<p>Before 21</p> <p><img height="240" src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9db030ca077497553cfc4d0227470f3b/tumblr_mg3ts2Mh181s2n0wlo1_r1_400.gif" width="320"/></p> <p>21</p> <p><img height="275" src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdi7hvhQh71ruc393o1_500.gif" width="500"/></p> <p>After 21</p> <p><img height="250" src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/abd009c07125f2f16996a51de9f3afbb/tumblr_menifc072u1ribetbo1_500.gif" width="500"/></p>http://everytimeicomeinthekitchen.tumblr.com/post/39672518510http://everytimeicomeinthekitchen.tumblr.com/post/39672518510Fri, 04 Jan 2013 14:08:50 -0500birthdaybirthday gifexcitedexcited gifsex and the citysex and the city gifshotsshots gifsleepingsleeping gifWhen the cleaning crew at my office comes in during business hours:<p><img height="369" src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0sq7bYVig1qb8a3ro1_500.gif" width="500"/></p>http://everytimeicomeinthekitchen.tumblr.com/post/39571051733http://everytimeicomeinthekitchen.tumblr.com/post/39571051733Thu, 03 Jan 2013 11:11:50 -0500family guyfamily guy gifawkwardawkward gifWhen someone gets food without me:<p><img height="281" src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a585120df8898a695f2289f4d4e0418d/tumblr_mg10jkDPkB1r7ksqyo1_500.gif" width="500"/></p>http://everytimeicomeinthekitchen.tumblr.com/post/39570815906http://everytimeicomeinthekitchen.tumblr.com/post/39570815906Thu, 03 Jan 2013 11:07:16 -0500foodfood gifeatingeating gifhungryhungry gifFlirting:<p>With someone new</p> <p><img height="221" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw9iuennsL1qg4898.gif" width="500"/></p> <p>With someone I&#8217;ve hooked up with before</p> <p><img height="271" src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpoovcX54u1qatedjo1_500.gif" width="500"/></p>http://everytimeicomeinthekitchen.tumblr.com/post/39570614974http://everytimeicomeinthekitchen.tumblr.com/post/39570614974Thu, 03 Jan 2013 11:03:20 -0500the last songthe last song gifmiley cyrusmiley cyrus gifliam hemsworthliam hemsworth gifflirtingflirting gifflirtflirt gifciscocisco gifthong songthong song gifWhen someone peer pressures me:<p><img height="211" src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m289e5jhOL1qdwjb5o2_r1_500.gif" width="500"/></p>http://everytimeicomeinthekitchen.tumblr.com/post/39570317856http://everytimeicomeinthekitchen.tumblr.com/post/39570317856Thu, 03 Jan 2013 10:57:40 -0500drivedrive gifshut upshut up gifryan goslingryan gosling gifstfustfu gifTrying to hydrate the morning after going out:<p><img alt="image" height="280" src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9f3hgi24X1qhqgv3o4_250.gif" width="280"/></p>http://everytimeicomeinthekitchen.tumblr.com/post/39568002897http://everytimeicomeinthekitchen.tumblr.com/post/39568002897Thu, 03 Jan 2013 10:10:00 -0500ryan goslingryan gosling gifhungoverhungover gifgoslinggosling gifWhen I use emojis:<p><img height="281" src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzykm5ulVx1r8zes4o1_500.gif" width="500"/></p>http://everytimeicomeinthekitchen.tumblr.com/post/39567901980http://everytimeicomeinthekitchen.tumblr.com/post/39567901980Thu, 03 Jan 2013 10:07:53 -0500textingtexting gifsextingsexting gifflirtingflirting gifflirtflirt gifwinkwink gifWhen someone hides their location on Find My Friends:<p><img height="197" src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/04ca1f9a87a988e675073e2aeb24e7fa/tumblr_mfgk3oLAZH1r1mtsdo1_500.gif" width="500"/></p>http://everytimeicomeinthekitchen.tumblr.com/post/39506846492http://everytimeicomeinthekitchen.tumblr.com/post/39506846492Wed, 02 Jan 2013 17:30:35 -0500dobbydobby gifharry potterharry potter giffuck youfuck you gifruderude gifangryangry gifWhen I don't even last one day eating healthy:<p><img height="215" src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m20vn01qR21rnvvf6o1_500.gif" width="500"/></p>http://everytimeicomeinthekitchen.tumblr.com/post/39494833049http://everytimeicomeinthekitchen.tumblr.com/post/39494833049Wed, 02 Jan 2013 15:09:58 -0500foodeatingfood gifeating gifnew yearsnew years gifnew years resolutionjenna marblesjenna marbles gifNew years resolutions <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whatshouldbetchescallme.tumblr.com/post/39494173546/new-years-resolutions">whatshouldbetchescallme</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>January 1st</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/440fe1e6fea3d748327d92bd5b2e6db1/tumblr_inline_mg0hifzawR1ro2d43.gif"/></p> <p>January 2nd</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/b3a33666f4344d10f6c0745487dbed15/tumblr_inline_mg0hhwe6wy1ro2d43.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://everytimeicomeinthekitchen.tumblr.com/post/39494731626http://everytimeicomeinthekitchen.tumblr.com/post/39494731626Wed, 02 Jan 2013 15:08:41 -0500When people ask how my new year's resolutions are going<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whatshouldnyucallme.tumblr.com/post/39484874371/when-people-ask-how-my-new-years-resolutions-are-going">whatshouldnyucallme</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" height="319" src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2xlwxlkID1ruv9apo2_r2_250.gif" width="250"/></p> </blockquote>http://everytimeicomeinthekitchen.tumblr.com/post/39489486181http://everytimeicomeinthekitchen.tumblr.com/post/39489486181Wed, 02 Jan 2013 13:58:03 -0500